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superwholockalypse:

cheekily:

christmastree-cake:

seashellies:

purrityring:

momofficial:

SNAILS EAT WORMS

why yes they do

image
and it’s fucking terrifying

I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that.

I had a snail phase at one point

Ñ̷̡̰͖͖́́́O̸͓̻̝̙͋́̀͂O̶̠̫͍̩̓͊̔̋T̶̳̱͖̞̾̈̀̋ ̵̛̗̗͍̩̀̈́̔N̴̢̙̟͚̍͋͋̕O̸̡̳̤͖͒͒̀͂O̴̙͙̤͓̒̐̌̊T̷̹̙͎͖̆͗͗̿

I LITERALLY SCREAMED

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

My favourite activity is trying to avoid the house phone when it rings

silverstuddedsabertoothdream:

He looks more like a stripper dressed as a cop than an actual cop.

silverstuddedsabertoothdream:

He looks more like a stripper dressed as a cop than an actual cop.

i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions

“People wait
all week for friday,
all year for summer,
all life for happiness.”

(via sensitizes)

thenimbus:

chick-hen-roost-her:

i never get sick of this guys puns

Bo Burnham

paigethenotebook:

tim4eus:

catsforlivvy:

idratherdreamofjune:

softdespair:

join-they-said:

Russian medical record written in cursive

you say russian and i raise you chinese


*gasp of horror*

OHMYGOD STOP.

alright but

Hebrew tho

i refuse to believe any of this translates to anything

paigethenotebook:

tim4eus:

catsforlivvy:

idratherdreamofjune:

softdespair:

join-they-said:

Russian medical record written in cursive

you say russian and i raise you chinese

Chinese doctors' handwriting

*gasp of horror*

OHMYGOD STOP.

alright but

Hebrew tho

i refuse to believe any of this translates to anything

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

I really love villains

not in a ‘poor baby is so misunderstood’ way

in a ‘your amorality is so fascinating and delicious’ way

molly-ren:

I feel the need to talk about what I’m calling “survivor relationships”.

For me, a “survival relationship” is both a type of friendship and a shorthand for describing a mental state I (used) to be in about friendship in general. I’m having difficulty putting together a useful definition, so instead I’ll share this anecdote:

When I was in college, I made a conscious effort to “make more friends” after a period of high school misanthropy. Not having much practice at it, I would reach out to anyone and everyone who reached out to me… and because I thought friendship meant compromise, there was a lot of bad boundary crossing and constant right vs. left political fighting, etc.

After being put through the wringer emotionally all through college, I let my relationships with these individuals wane. I had no idea that this was bad planning, but it happened right before I started both going though a period of unemployment, and living in housing where I could hear the landlord scream at his son through the floor.

And then I got food poisoning.

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